Hi invisible friends! I’m Walter, a good boy to Ann, my Dearest Human. I found my Human at the Animal Shelter in 2022. As soon as I saw her, I knew she was meant to be mine. I was a little guy, only 5 months old, but I’ve grown to be a fierce and mighty hunter.
I can be found tearing up paper, watching the birds and squirrels outside my windows, and napping in the sun. But don’t forget that I’m a mighty hunter! Bugs don’t dare stray into my territory!
To be such a hunter, I fuel up with Dearest Human pet treats. The all natural ingredients keep me strong. I love my treats and the humans who make them for me.
— Walter
I highly recommend Dearest Human Dog Treats. I have a dog that has celebrated so many wins ignoring distractions with the perfect training treat sized beef hearts and pork meatballs. I really like that the treats are locally sourced farm to dog treat bag treats. I always want to have these treats on hand because of how much both of my dogs love them.
— Cody
Greetings Peons! I am your great overlord, Totec Tepes. My first memory is waking up in the landfill, a glorious place full of potential prey and minions. I was cruelly kidnapped by one of my 3 main humans and brought to a new place where there was only them and a large dog to rule over. I have done my best with this sad lot, and the dog now obeys my every commend, but I look through the windows and dream of the day when I will escape and take my rightful place as ruler of the backyard... AND BEYOND!
During my time here in captivity my focus is on top physical and mental acuity. I keep my mind sharp by plotting world domination and observing my captors. But that would be pointless if I was not always in top physical condition. My Dearest Human treat regimen ensures that I not only have a regular supply of healthy, natural proteins, but also that I keep my minions up on their training. We cannot allow any slouching! Personally I prefer the Chicken Medley for taste, but the Meatballs are a great snack for when I am on the go.
— Totec
My name is Delicious, I am 14 years young, I may not have any teeth but I have no problem eating expensive food and delivering painful bites to those who dare to touch me. I'm pretty sure that I am royalty. All my things are very fine and often purple. I get whatever I want when I ask for it (if I don't get it on the first try I wear my human down until she gives in. Works every time!)
I may sound mean but I am just very selective with my affection. All of my attention goes towards my human/slave. She gives me food and treats that don't upset my sensitive stomach. I especially like the Dearest Human turkey treats, my human cuts them into little pieces for me, since I can't chew them. She is so well trained!
— Delicious
There are people in this box? COOL! Hello box peoples! I have been with my Dearest Humans since, well, forever I guess. They are pretty great. They let me sleep on them and lick them a bunch and they even brought me a kitty. I didn't know I needed a kitty. But Kitty said I did. So I'm glad he is here. Kitty likes to make lots of plans but I am more of a "go with the nap" kinda girl. I do enjoy a nice game of fetch and a walk but besides that I'm all about that nappy snuggly life!
I am so lucky to live here at Dearest Human Central, so I get to taste test all the good things! I think maybe I liked Beef Liver best, but honestly, when I smell those meaty meats being lightly baked in the kitchen... well... I just can't think of anything else. Thank you, box people, for allowing me to live this dream!
— Taystee
Sup?!?!? My name is Golem and I'm about 4 years, ½ a month and 2 days old. I am one of the VIP clients over at Dearest Human. Please continue to shop local! My favorite product is the pork meatballs. My mom got me at the animal shelter thrift shop. She adopted me all on her own. She is an aspiring social worker and she is great. I love her. My hobbies enjoy romantic walks on the beach (preferably alone), drinkin' milk, staring out the back door and resting because I need my rest. I even sleep with my mother. We protect each other. Sometimes I get a bit anxious but that's normal for my high caliber. I pray four world peace. Thank you for taking time to check me out and shop local!
— Golem
